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MAY 2010 (small hours following theFleur de Lis gig)
Pete and Si failed to get a kebab cos they'd forgotten it was a Sunday and them lazy b*gg*rs at the Elephant Leg Shop had packed up by the time we'd locked and loaded.. ho hum. Still, probably all for the best as Rich is now playing topless, Pete n Si might come under a little pressure to do the same ... may have to shake a pound or three off boys! Oh dear.
October '09 sometime
RYAN (CHEF)
Accused the Tutz' guitarist of 'guitar rape' - as you probably know, this is a most serious charge. The jury are out considering their verdict apparently. The guitarist's only defence is that it was a consenting guitar and 36 years old at that, so it should have known what it was getting into...
4th October
GARETH (Wyke Regis)
" HI ,THANKS FOR THE GIG AT WYKE.CAUSED A FEW HEART ATTACKS AMONGST
THE VETERANS ! I DID PLEAD WITH YOU NOT TO PLAY BRIAN ADAMS AND NOW THE WIFES LEFT
ME - STILL, IT WAS WORTH IT.
KEEP GOING WITH COMFORTABLY NUMB. MANY THANKS GARETH".
KTs - Sorry to hear we're the cause of matrimonial disruption ... still,
onwards and upwards!
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